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Id rather visit a theme park filled with robots who know how to use turn signals, dont bring hot food on public transportation and never piss on the seat.

Brady responded, “Wait......this isnt the way to the park! You’re taking me to the vet! ARF! ARF! ARF!”

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No, they’re absolutely voting for their interests : being hating muslims, hating hispanics, hating blacks. Magically , Trump will become president and kick out all of these immigrants. This will magically improve the country , instead of making it slump in depression. Suddenly, you will find that the country is a lot

NASCAR driver = mouth breather with greater access to concussions

It costs about a grand an hour to operate one of those choppers.

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Speak for yourself, homes.

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Method 5: Intercept them with your Ford Clown Victoria.

Hmm, I think youve stumbled onto a possibly very lucrative business idea: Loaner Cats. For people who have cats in the shop.

Have you seen women interact with eachother....they’re totally like loaner-cats.

They’ll tolerate the presence of another <cat/female> until a visually suitable member of the opposite sex enters and then they’re literally clawing at eachothers faces to be the victor....

I think it’s more of an introvert/extrovert thing than a gender thing.

Dear god, not this one. If it’s a social event involving primarily other females, I’m running the opposite direction.

Ive never understood why people think men are dog people and women are cat people.

Real footage of a T-Rex

It has not.

He’s hardly taking a Holier Than Thou approach. All of those things were done with consenting adults, and he apologized to it. I wouldn’t marry him, but I can respect someone who says “I fucked up, and I can be garbage sometime.” That is NOT what Trump does. Trump says, “maybe I fucked up, but you’re ugly and fat and

Terry Bradshaw should have won the Oscar for this.