Australia is sort of like one big-ass Texas. Chingos de land, all sorts of terrain, a couple modern cities, the coast, smart people, and stereotypical people :]

Naw, cameraman would be on the ground with a gunshot wound five seconds in.

I’m from Texas and I approve this!

This could have been set in (insert any place that has agriculture).

maybe it should be remade in tx? I’d support it

Someone should get word of this to his mother, she might be able to talk some sense into him.

I’m all for gun control, but in this time of national crisis, I make an exception.

LOL excellent response

No. Listen, if this was a guy people would be calling for lengthy prison time, and rightfully so. Same thing for her. Unless she was delusional she knew children under 1 are not supposed to live on just fruit and nuts.

If that’s true, my 3 year old daughter is a genius. She trips, falls, falls out of trees, falls off her scooter all the time. She only wears a helmut when on the scooter or her bike.

Paddy whacked

There is no safety gear in ANW! That’s part of the fun.

No safety gear.

Settle down, Kobe.

“She woke up, she says, with her dress in her neck and lube everywhere, and heard from a roommate that men had been over.”

“I CANT BREATHE!”

G-E-A-U-X fuck yourselves.

And height is nothing - signed, another dude who’s above average in height.

since when did 5' 8" become short? 5' 6" is the average height for male humans.