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I felt the same way about my first hand gun.

I heard they had engine trouble on their helicopter and used the ejection seats

Something...something....solar powered flashlight

We get it, Megyn.

Some good news in the world for once!

Finally, women in Poland can drive!

“Half the time he’s drunk!”

Or save the sheets to show your kids.

You take a pic and post to Facebook? Look, I was a virgin!

This is a HIGHLY underrated comment

That or Johnny Walker and I’m game.

Garybelle! because he’s shaped like a.... he’s the belle of the ball! What’s he doing in a presidential election? Is he running the lights or something? 

“Jackie Chan will not be allowed to continue his threatening and hostile acts and further destabilize the region.”

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Whats the etiquette on spraying virgin blood all over hotel sheets?

Make a Jack Daniels one and ill consider it.

“beautiful Parisian”