You should probably avoid the human garage sale that is CL.

Donald Trump is a dick hair away from the White House and you think America kinda wants a socialist?

Also, you can get or recieve head and not worry about some driver getting weird on you.

Hey, hooking up is a “real relationship”, homes.

Shell be fine, im sure shes enjoying the attention.

Better than a disloyal D, amirite ladies?

Id rather be mean than stupid.

“What an asshole.”

“.....darkly enjoyable.”

...

She continued, “Why, if my husband ever said he want to F me in the P id call the police. Golly!”

“Mmmmm......Still kinda looks like fun. $7,000.”

According to sources the thieves had originally intended a kidnapping but feared the emotional toll associated with prolonged exposure to a Kardashian.

I assume they are discussing their plans to join the German Army.

He was already maxed out. He actually leaked some of his into the flood waters.

For every running vintage Vespa there exists approx. 5 boxes of cables, cowels and rubber pieces.

Safeway still exists?

Yeah, I aint watchin all that.

They let this sex criminal in a high school?

Its malarkey.