Dont do this to me anymore.

One of the victims...

Im sure these Russian cars will be as successful as their TV’s, game consoles and rock music.

Real life aint TV.

Basically.

Texas Tech

Im sorry that was your first time.

When you join the military you dont get to decide what stays secret.

Not unless they live in Houston.

Does the Rolls come with a red suit and an eightball cane?

Prison is a very structured environment.

Thats a great way to get shot in Texas.

Ever seen a Kansas stripper?

Uh uh baby, in this fantasy everything is legit consensual.

HOpefully you took pictures to convince your children that at one time you were cool lol

Bon Scott era.

No, I have no idea what youre talking about. This is a total new thing I invented.

I know, it sounds crazy.

Im hoping to get Tim Robbins as “Constable Manfredjensen”

Not really, I just didnt put any furniture in it.