So another semi-literate redneck is actively voting against his own interests.

I wish I loved anything as much as he loves that ice.

It costs about a grand an hour to operate one of those choppers.

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Speak for yourself, homes.

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That sounds like a good way to get mercilessly beaten.

So that old lady at the end is just a liar, right?

Fuck all that, I aint gettin’ clown all over my clean truck.

Hmm, I think youve stumbled onto a possibly very lucrative business idea: Loaner Cats. For people who have cats in the shop.

Yes, I understand im making a pretty broad generalization but I still think its apt.

Ive never understood why people think men are dog people and women are cat people.

If youve been to a Fugazi show in the past ten years its probably available for download on the Dischord site for $5.

Are you sure?

Learn from me.

Drake likes to pretend hes either an athlete or a rapper.

Tell me if this has ever happened to you: So last night I wake up at about 3 am to take a piss and I also have a raging hard on. So I sit down on the toilet in the dark and bend my penis down to what I believe is the appropriate angle and let er rip. Very quickly I detect a warm sensation on my right leg. Then I…

Those fucking Nazis...

Two Wongs dont make a right.

Im not “witnessing” any of it because it sounds like a shitty movie.