You should re-think your stereotypes.

Im gonna buy myself some nipple clamps and a sandpaper dildo.

Aw, somebody wants attention.

So?

Terry Bradshaw should have won the Oscar for this.

Joey looks like shit.

“When she came out, she took up drinking...”

Speak for yourself.

Ever tried driving through flooded streets in a car?

...

If they dont serve beer at the track then keep movin’.

Bless them, every one.

God, shut up cry baby.

Can I get contact info for Sexy Liz?

Dude looks like an angry muppet.

Yeah at that point just fuck it.

Its the Law of the Go-Kart Track: Always go to the shittiest looking one.

Those candy ass indoor tracks suck. One little bump and they start screaming like they just sat on a sandpaper dildo.

Im so glad im past military service age so I dont have to worry about fighting the wars this idiot is going to start.

Florida is Americas Australia. Its full of convicts.