Idiots who watch this shit are the reason Trump is President.

Nobody gets to decide what being Black means to you except you.

Wow, you should go around the country giving people your “REAL BLACK PERSON” stamp of approval.

Georgia BBQ...?

“Just to get a base.”

Sorry, ill be eating lunch at your moms house.

yes i do.

My favorite place down here makes a sauce using Big Red soda thats unbelievable.

Thanks but I just cant.

You forgot D) Knowing when foods suck.

“Krack Klimbers”

Thats true, Donald doesnt love me either.

Nice, but if you are a, ahem, large bodied individual it somewhat undercuts the seriousness of your message by shouting into a comically undersized megaphone.

Ha, im sucking dick for bread sticks right now.

Does cocaine come with bread sticks?

Stormi - lol

“I heard you like laws on your laws, son.”

The Chinese food in Tampa is horrible.

Aw:(

Get at me next time youre in Houston and ill broaden your horizons.