Or Beyonce.

I thought the HALO implied that Jesus was inside.

OK so hows this gonna work?

“Okay, Johnny, first play with this chloroform-soaked teddy bear.”

Or tell them to shut the fuck up or we’re turning the fuck around and you can spend the rest of the summer cleaning the gutters you ungrateful shit heads.

I am genuinely unsure if I’m helping your point or hurting it. I know this guy worked for my mom back in the day though! We...didn’t have boundaries in my house.

Uh, a cowboy hat doesn’t work with a 3 piece suit? Bull. Shit.

Bringing casual, endemic racism to light is a good thing.

Agreed. The author concedes that these are “caricatured ethnic costumes”, which isn’t even right, these are carnival knock offs of caricatures of something that was supposedly worn by Japanese, Native American and Scots people (my sympathies lies with Scotland whose traditions get mangled each and every turn and…

...written by a person who clearly has barely experienced racism.

Sounds like being joked about by a former student really threw him off his rhythm.

Michael Jackson and Sammy Sosa think this ad is fine.

Look at this racist appropriating my American heritage.

I’m partial to “the negrosity of black people”, myself

I don’t see a problem. It’s obvious that the whitening system works really, really well. Also there’s some kind of blondening system.

I’m going to give this guy a money clip with $5 in it so he can buy a sense of humor.

I can’t say shit, I eat there too. Maybe not for long if I keep hearing stories like this about their restaurants. Huddle House doesn’t compare though and where else is open at 3AM? In a hurricane?

“...and takes his sister somewhere nice.”