Say Mike, you must have mad confidence in your writing to scamper behind every commenter erasing anything even vaguely critical.

“Let me know what percentage of those stories makes you smile and which percentage of those stories contain references to something negative.”

I thought the HALO implied that Jesus was inside.

The GOP is the party for people who cant get laid. That explains their hatred for women.

Stop masturbating on my civil rights.

Yeah, the nerve growing up in a house full of drunks and being scared she’ll turn out that way too!

He looks like an open herpes sore with a subscription to the “Hair Gel of the Month Club”.

OK so hows this gonna work?

Or tell them to shut the fuck up or we’re turning the fuck around and you can spend the rest of the summer cleaning the gutters you ungrateful shit heads.

“CHEWIE!!”

“Vote for my dad or we will kill your family!! Haha, jay-kay! Not really, we will definitely kill all of you.”

Cooler shit already exists.

“Maybe lock up her phone for a little while?”

Can either of them spell “CAT”?

Look at this racist appropriating my American heritage.

Dude, just because two white assholes live on your street dont mean we all act like that. No reason to generalize.

If even a problem at all.

No sympathy for these college assholes who willingly do this shit then cry about it later.

The royals are like fancy dogs the British dont mind keeping in the lap of luxury.

The royals are like fancy dogs the british dont mind keeping in the lap of luxury.