Hiring a fuckin’ dracula to rep you definitely screams “innocence”.

True. Ive spent a lot of time in NC where they make some of the worst BBQ on the planet.

I mean if this was a first offense then they probably deserved a warning but still you cant blast shit like that at work. I know I cant.

You cant say and do whatever you want at work but still this calls for a warning not a firing.

Sounds familiar...

Its ok, neither Kanye nor Glover deserve that label either.

OK, well sorry but you cant do that.

How can it be fraud if you use cash???

He has pretty good hair but the rest is a sad sad failure.

I would quit drinking but I dont want people to think im an alcoholic.

Im handling a “cyber matter” right now involving my Ipad a locked bathroom door and a Stormy Daniels video.

After he gets canned he will have more time for soccer practice.

Crippling heat, gunplay, insects the size of aircraft carriers.....

At least she makes an honest living.

I like to leave an envelope on her door containing a grainy black and white photo of her getting ready for bed.

They went BACK to..........give money to the people profiling them?

If this makes you mad then you have a serious mental condition and should seek treatment.

****sobs while standing over burning tux t shirt***

Porn star who??

$500 says he’s dead before he ends up in the Greybar Hotel.