And look how well you recall him.

And this dude.

Im just going to start wearing an eye patch.

"I dont pay hookers for sex.I pay them to leave."

All that anal has gone to her head.

Step One: Be born a near flawless beauty and then get wacko surgery after your first Jim Carey movie.

"Like those hip musicians and their complicated shoes!"

You old, bitch.

Would you rather have sex with your mom once or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life?

Shes the big titty blonde of the moment, thats why.

How will they endure having sex with each other?

Its not cold in here you're just dying.

Mine jumps in the shower as soon as I get out and licks/chews the edge of the shower curtain.

OK Einstein, why does the motherfucker shred rolls of paper towels all over the place while im at work? Cat New Years Eve?

Perfect for my job interview next week.

Whos hand is that??

Wanted for questioning.

Its always tragic when a hot person dies.

Wow, good work genius.