Exactly why I stopped watching the drivel that Fast 'N' Loud turned in to. First season started off showing some interesting car restorations then became a total shit show of self promotion for that jackhole.

But it's already in a Cubs jersey.

Sneaker Pimps

...and drinking

Manti Te'o was also going to see a movie yesterday to cheer himself up from the Chargers loss, but never got around to actually seeing Her.

Considering the possible ramifications of going to a movie in Colorado, the first person I'd invite is my shooting guard.

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time (only like 6 states have conjugal visits, Ohio certainly doesn't):

Look, he may not be the Hollywood ideal, but Sean Penn is NOT ugly.

Worked for this guy.

Right? Everyone remembers that!

I don't get it. Is this supposed to be funny?

BTW I bet your cat goes after the paper towel roll with something like a crocodile death roll.

My kitten (she's about 9 months old) loves to attack paper towel rolls. If she sees one sitting on a table or anywhere that's not one of the holders, she does a wrestling match/death match with one. She's about 30-0 with paper towel rolls. I think it's partly because the paper towels are kind of like wrestling with…

Does this really deserve it's own article? Is it really that big of a deal?

Also why is my cat obsessed with licking plastic bags? He never eats them or chews them, just licks them incessantly.

"I don't have an elicit, confused relationship to my sexuality, so I don't need a book like that right now in my life."

My cat obsessively licks/sucks on our bathmat. Just one particular spot (there's a hole in it now), and only if you are watching. She will sit at the door to the bathroom and any time you look at her she'll yap and run in. Even just standing in the bathroom doing other things is not sufficient - you have to WATCH her…

I'd also really like to know why, in an otherwise empty room (or a room otherwise filled with warm fluffy cushions), a cat will insist on sitting on the piece of paper that someone left on the floor.

Yeah, the headline was definitely overblown.

Right? I had a good laugh at the suggestion that Sofia Copplola is even close to the same level as David Fincher and the Coen Brothers. Are we really supposed to get outraged about the fact that Scorsese didn't mention Mary Harron?