What Chewbacca is wearing this Winter.

I might actually watch these shows if they cut out the dumb ass drama and concentrated on the cars and craftsmanship.

When I was a kid we didnt have sexting. We had to use sex-aphore.

I hope they upgrade the "actresses" because 99.9% are gross in regular def. Im not looking for a close up.

Shakira had that one song in 2004 right?

Greek recruitment process that "stratifies the Dartmouth community along race, class, gender and sexual orientation, where those individuals who better approximate a narrow sorority ideal receive preferential treatment."

Damn, they have Taco Bueno in New Orleans?

Does not approve.

To each her own.

Actually, I'm OK with torturing Madonna.

Must be that third story of hair. I think he keeps his Christmas decorations up there.

Wow, Sean Penn is an inspiration for short, ugly men everywhere.

I make all my kids ride in the back of the truck. Zero chance of heat stroke.

Dream of eating an Arctic Cat full of climate scientists.

Now if they could just ban it after ten.

"They fuck you at the dealership!"

It works for cable TV.

I prefer cash.

I wish I had been molested by a soap star as a child.

Swing and a miss.