Is that Axl or Yosemite Sam?

Can relate.

"High five!"

"Mother?What's going on? I heard zoo noises"

In 2014 I vow to stop showing my weiner to people on the bus.

Dude here.

Every 30 seconds in this country a person of color jumps up and down in front of a local newscaster.

I like his outfit from the new Winter Rapist line.

Hey buddy, I draw the line at peeing on motherfuckers. I just want to have sex with her outside, impregnate her, change my name, move to Mexico and do it all over again. Im not a sick weirdo.

I want to take her behind a middle school and get her pregnant.

I walk around wearing two condoms all day.

So do they get the 72 virgins deal too?

Im going to throw up if I visualize that scenario.

"11 year olds, Dude"

What the living fuck??

Id rock her back and forth like a vending machine with a hung up Twix.

Holy fucking shit.