The greatest love story of all time.

The Dukes of Hazard did this regularly for years and got huge ratings

"Where all the white Santas at?"

Sarah Palin has been getting away with this for years.

Let me know when the Evil Queens daughter turns 17.

I hope they at least let out the hot one.

Kinda how I feel about sex with Liza Minnelli.

Aw, that little girl was cute.

Because he makes d-bag music.

I suppose its slightly better than drinking from a cup containing a ping pong ball covered in dog hair and fecal matter. Enjoy your hepatitis!

It was all done in accordance with AMA standards.

Are you ladies aware of how good this guy catches balls?

Old school.

That is very offensive.

Hilarious.

I'd hit it.

Im working on interpreting the complete Pearl Jam lyrics as I hear them.

As soon as I stop hearing voices.