Eddie Vedder says "Man cheese lead on a shower says been more muffs on teddy mower skills"

Somebody watch this POS and tell me where the titties at.

Boner receding...

The NBA is now on full alert.

These area called mo-peds.

Sounds pretty good but I would prefer to order in a few nights a week.

The painting works better if you imagine her not pregnant but simply bloated after a massive Chipotle binge and ready for some loud lovin'.

Man, her face is like a perfect rectangle.

Do you think though if seeing naked boobs everywhere on everyone happened more often, you might eventually get desensitized to them?

Yes, I dont know what all the rest of life is supposed to be about anyway.

Sorry, when you spend the majority of your time thinking about them and then *BAM* there they go it takes a small adjustment period for men to de-stupefy.

Then ill bet he is hilarious.

Nah, the cleaning should happen even if shes taking care of a kid.

What if he works all day and she stays home?

What a douche.

Hey, guess what we make electricity out of....?

"Being a hot, white bitch is truly great. I highly recommend it if you have the means"