The NBA is now on full alert.

These area called mo-peds.

Sounds pretty good but I would prefer to order in a few nights a week.

The painting works better if you imagine her not pregnant but simply bloated after a massive Chipotle binge and ready for some loud lovin'.

Man, her face is like a perfect rectangle.

Do you think though if seeing naked boobs everywhere on everyone happened more often, you might eventually get desensitized to them?

Yes, I dont know what all the rest of life is supposed to be about anyway.

Sorry, when you spend the majority of your time thinking about them and then *BAM* there they go it takes a small adjustment period for men to de-stupefy.

Then ill bet he is hilarious.

Nah, the cleaning should happen even if shes taking care of a kid.

What if he works all day and she stays home?

What a douche.

Hey, guess what we make electricity out of....?

"Being a hot, white bitch is truly great. I highly recommend it if you have the means"

Does she have a head injury that makes her make that face 24 hrs a day?

Kickstarter is a great invention. A place for millionaires to beg average people for money.

Its safe for work.