"Dot says she needs her a toddler cause' these ones is gettin' too big to cuddle"

I totally get it, its like a lug wrench, you're glad to have it when you need it but you dont want to look at it.

Lets be honest, people in general are pretty fucking stupid until they hit 30 and some never get smart.

So weird, they should just have one age for everything.

Wait, so she is old enough to consent to sex but not old enough to send nude photos?

Would you rather have sex with your mom once or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life?

Would you rather have sex with your mom once or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life?

Call me when they x-ray naked ladies shooting machine guns.

When I was a kid they made drugs that you could OD on. That was natural selection weeding out the weak.

I hear you, its a problem, but we are no closer to finding an acceptable replacement for the word "panties".

"Proper"

"Why do you hate women?"

I cant say "panties" now?

Twatter.

Needs it bad.

Apparently there are some parents who are not gigantic pansies.

"Hell yeah"

There is a difference between personal sexual behavior which nobody has the right to criticize and sexual posturing (which may or may not even represent the true personality of the performer) done as a public performance to make money.

Yeah, im sure those idiots really give a shit. They probably just pulled another few out of storage.

You got me.