I'll probably get flamed for this...

Thats cute how their army men and their 30 year old helicopters and fishing boats attacked that pinata.

I was being sarcastic.

I believe you but that shit is a cop-out. Aren't all the Gawker properties established enough that they're going to get a baseline level of clicks every day no matter what they run? At least enough that they shouldn't have to worry about this kind of click-bait nonsense? I guess what I'm saying is that if I had this…

They are trying to get hits not be Shakespeare or Walter Cronkite or Colin Quinn on Weekend Update or some shit.

Kanye and Taylor Swift were in the same room again and nobody called in a Predator strike??

Fuck Tyga.

the company has hired a larger stable of Angels

Sorry girls, Beck could produce a Beyoncé album that would sell millions but she couldn't do the same for him.

I don't think the take on Beyonce is negative- it is factual. She makes a record and is assisted by many, many people. That's fine- Motown records are great- they employed producers, arrangers, and many others for the completed product.

Sexuality isn't art. Whatever art Bey brings to the table she degrades by sexualizing women of color and reinforcing promiscuous stereotypes. If women were less promiscuous and respected their family and selves, maybe we could have our community back.

Eh, I would say Noel Gallagher has many thoughts on Beyonce and they're all completely valid.

I love Noel Gallagher. Such a cranky bastard.

Douche Face.

All this kid needed was 1,200 to get it done?

Also part Jiffy Lube.

yes

Hey watch it. You almost killed my computer by making me spit my drink all over the keyboard.

That happened to me once.

Keith got all self-righteous and overreacted to something? NO WAY!