"...one image that's not conjured up nearly often enough is that of an independent and beautiful woman who had the King of Morocco in the palm of her hand..."

And thats why they have those things with wings on the deck.

Yeah im sure you would say the same thing had they desecrated a Koran.

That was harsh, I admit.

Thats cute how their army men and their 30 year old helicopters and fishing boats attacked that pinata.

Normally shit like this doesnt show up on Deadspin.

I say you are eligible to be fucked after your first lingerie ad.

I was being sarcastic.

I cant believe you want people to know that you know that.

You goes bac two skoolz noww an lern too spellz.

If he goes away mediocre writers will have nothing to blog about.

They are trying to get hits not be Shakespeare or Walter Cronkite or Colin Quinn on Weekend Update or some shit.

Kanye and Taylor Swift were in the same room again and nobody called in a Predator strike??

Show some respect for the elderly.

"Be wary of anyone who regularly associates with Chris Brown..."

I hope he bangs her and posts it on YouTube.

Yeah, poor models.

He absolutely could write and produce a hip hop album.

Ok, I makes sure they "got" that next time lol

Can I drink at work?