Because you dont understand the words?

"We could boil this down to two separate things. Beck writes all his own music, OK? There you go, the end. You have to employ a fucking team of songwriters and eight producers and nine engineers, or you can sing it, hum it, play it yourself, I don't know. You decide. I know what side of the fence I'm on."

Douche Face.

She said her hair smells like patchouli? Thats it?

Ill pass on driving a slow moving vehicle filled with old lady farts.

These all look like cartoons drawn by adults...

Any idea what town in Texas these girls are from?

"...classmates who've threatened self-harm to avoid a breakup."

Would bang.

Yeah, well lets just drop the idea that Barbara Bush is some kind of "voice of reason" amid a bunch of crazy right wing men and everything would be fine if they would just listen to her wise female council.

...how so sensible a woman ended up surrounded by such a motley crew of buffoons?

Why is that referee trying to block a goal?

BLACK PEOPLE: "You are a bunch of evil white racists! Your awards show is nothing but a rigged joke! Please include us!"

I know, how many times does it have to happen before people learn?

Blah, blah.....too many white people!.....blah,blah.......everybody is racist!

That happened to me once.

Yeah WTF is that about wearing socks then calf covers then shorts.

I work for the NSA.

I can watch shit getting blowed up all day.