Same goes for crossfit bro playing your shit bro music out loud in the park workout area.

Skype sucks.

"My family is going to fuck this great nation up. Now lets boogie."

"Bring on the bitches!"

Ill be the square not getting ass-raped in some third world jail, thank you.

Not for people who dont have to offer drugs to make people like them.

The best way to make friends is to travel with a joint.

Wasnt talking to him.

Drunk I bet.

I dont know what the fuck you just said but it dont sound good.

He thought he was in Iraq but it was Cleveland.

Nice compound fracture.

Yeah, let em in.

Twitter wont save us, dummy.

No dude, it sucks donkey balls.

The movie is retarded.

Maybe you shouldnt have proposed in the champagne room of Deja Vu Exotic Cabaret.

Where are the rims?