Come on, everyone know the high-socks are the douchiest part of the uniform.

How did you post into a Sponsored post? Did you just break the time-space continuum? Sorcery!

Same goes for crossfit bro playing your shit bro music out loud in the park workout area.

I'm loving that stache. Looks like a furry caterpillar.

"My family is going to fuck this great nation up. Now lets boogie."

Ill be the square not getting ass-raped in some third world jail, thank you.

...but we have been to Southeast Asia, where having any amount of drugs can get you killed.

I think a caveat is necessary for the "travel with a joint" bit. If you want my advice, don't actually travel - like, on a plane - with a joint.

Personally I'm good with dropping that risk to zero. A pack of tobacco cigs and a lighter will do essentially the same job and is legal practically everywhere.

Yup, there's two pretty key riders to this advice - in some countries, you do not want to do this. Let some other idiot take all the risks. And do not take drugs across borders or on airplanes.

I was waiting for some disclaimer along the lines of "does not apply in Thailand".

The best way to make friends is to travel with a joint.

The best way to make friends is to travel with a joint.

A hispanic/latino guy won best director/best picture, but I guess that doesn't matter.

I dont know what the fuck you just said but it dont sound good.

He thought he was in Iraq but it was Cleveland.

Maybe if we tweet enough hashtags we can prevent that darker and grimmer world from happening. It worked with Boko Haram.

I remember liking the movie a lot when I was 15, then feeling really stupid about that when I read the much-better King/Bachman book a few years later.

I've always felt that a faithful movie adaption of the book would resonate today. Unfortunately, the ending to the book could never be filmed in our post-9/11 world.

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The movie is retarded.