I saw a movie called “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” starring a black guy once.

Because if you suck at writing you might be able to distract readers with an “edgy” racial hot take.

“NASCAR’s highest level will go back to a sea of the same: nearly all white men.”

When will the team announce whos going to be “The New Danica Patrick”?

Unless it can give me a handjob I aint forking over a grand for a phone.

Being carried across by a team of Latvian hookers would be the BEST way to cross.

Or maybe they could all just swallow a bullet.

They should have just let Armstrong keep riding because nobody gives a shit now.

In South Korea some people believe that if you go to sleep with a fan on in a room with no windows it will kill you.

I was raised by a single mother.

Im saying if you have a case then make it and stop the anonymous smear campaign.

Russia can go fuck itself.

Name names or stop trashing the guy.

Ive never heard anyone go on the record and say exactly what he allegedly did.

Custom made for the angels and horoscope crowd.

Who is this fucking moron?

One of my favorite movies also filmed in my neighborhood in Houston.

Youve obviously never been REALLY horny.

So why are you even there, dude?

Im in favor of parole.