Because if you suck at writing you might be able to distract readers with an “edgy” racial hot take.

Fact: She is not a driver that produces results in NASCAR.

It’s a joke. Lighten up.

Danica’s best pole position.

Sorry I hurt your feelings. Here’s your trophy.

Another thing foreign to millennials is Personal responsibility. It’s funny how millennials blame literally everyone else for their failure to thrive. Here’s your trophy, you tried really hard, good job buddy. :)

Not to take anything away from this admittedly awesome finish... but wouldn’t the “best way to finish a race” be to come in first?

the last vestiges of an evil era that the sport needed to move on from.

obligatory

Yeah, crazy shit huh?

Oh god being told I can’t drink anymore sounds terrifying. At this point I exercise like a madman mainly to try and offset whatever damage I’m doing to my body as a result of drinking. I’m in my mid thirties and had my vitals checked fully expecting a “you’re fucked” response from the doctor, but holy shit everything…

Propane guy: here you go.

Fuck Russia

More useless, unverifiable, anonymous rumors.

Because people do not exclusively form their entire worldview via gossip from Univision Culturas de Popular websites?

Isn’t him saying...

“So it’s not real? “No.” he responded. “They’re rumors, that’s all that is.””

You should be ashamed of yourself for writing garbage like this Aimée.

WHO’S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?

The female student also apologized for her actions, explaining she thought he was still in high school.