No, its a straight up mom deal across the board.
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Nope, disqualified.
Bullshit.
Only at the Atlanta Falcons xmas party.
Id still rather have a motorcycle. Mom would just have to take one for the team.
Youre high, that would work for about thirty seconds before you collapsed sobbing and shaking your fists at God.
Yeah, but so is "Hey! I fucked my mom!"
Heres hoping that the path of virtue is free of pebbles and tree branches.
Would you rather have sex with your mom ONCE or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life?
Poor millionaire has to answer questions about his career chasing a fucking ball.
Unfortunately no, kicking myself for that one.
Yeah, the crabcakes on the separate receipt from Dejavu Offshore Unlimited.
Childish Gambino makes Urkel look like Scarface.
Thread over.
Guess you will just have to keep toying with yourself.
And the hookers!
You sound dumb.
Time for a bunch of old white guys to find a new black guy to say they know.
I think anyone who says "totes" should be killed.