$20 says she'll be back with him in two years.

Gross.

"Did I leave a box of tampons in the microwave...?"

Her name sounds like an enchilada special.

Alright, alright, alright.

Is she 18?

If you had to either have sex with your mom ONCE or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life which would you choose??

$20 says she'll be back with him in two years.

Fuck that.

Yes, what the world needs now is more shit music from women.

What would be cool is if there were some form of language that could be used to tell this story in written form.