Not one turn signal. Typical.

Operation Ivory Coast

I suggest privacy curtains for in flight masturbation.

Ill pay for her kids braces if I can punch them in the face first.

This is a travesty, prostitutes should be fairly paid.

So buy your big girl clothes somewhere else. Target has a right to determine what they will sell. Plus sizes obviously dont sell well enough to justify stocking them.

WHERES THE DOOR HANDLE? HOW DO YOU OPEN IT?

That kid getting killed was a real pay day for you, huh?

The thought of them and their children being devoured by killer mold makes me happy.

Heres a nightmare for every parent: One time a girl answered my CL personal ad while she was babysitting and invited me over. And I went over there. We mostly hung out on the couch and made out PG-13 style but I could have seriously killed everyone in the house.

Dont wear this unless you served you fucking d-bag.

What about tires?

The Chief of Security at the airport, Rolando Alegría has since been fired.

No dude, I said ONE rollerblade.

Teen girls are fucking morons.

Drake makes Carlton look like Ice T.

Those girls should stick with what they know: Sucking cock on the internet.

"There were five other kids in the car, all under the age of 14, including one reported as a runaway."

So cute with their insatiable lust for human face meat.

Stay woke?