dwaynedontplaynomess
dwaynedontplaynomess
dwaynedontplaynomess

Im in an ABBA tribute band called “Bjorn Again”.

Its sad how much people pride themselves on their own total inoffensiveness and complete conformity to liberal political orthodoxy to the point they cant even watch a fucking movie.

“Makes me just wanna say Loo-Eye, Loo-Wee!!”

Or maybe just shut up and not be a giant pussy about it.

“Daddy had a sleepover with a friend he met online and now he has an itchy on his wee-wee.”

Boston is like a racist San Francisco.

I wish every third person on the planet would set themselves on fire.

Aw poor........person ive never heard of.

yikes.

Life would be so much easier if I could flip a switch and no longer give a shit about sex, companionship or relationships. It fucks up so many things.

If shes so worried about Melania then why did she vote for the guy who cheated on her?

Its ironic that Jared losing all that weight allowed him to presumably run fast enough to catch all those little kids.

“....and I learned not what to do.”

He dead.

If youre not even capable of ordering your own food then you are not ready for dining out.

“He rolled around for two minutes afterward and had a hard time standing back up.”

Im making muffin tins from Auschwitz ovens.

Im making muffin tins from Auschwitz ovens.