This is why we can’t have nice things.

Why should anyone feel any sympathy for Melania?

All I got from that clip was “I’m stupid because I’m angry so don’t explain I’m angry because I’m stupid! Why won’t anyone... thing?! I forget! Gah!”

If shes so worried about Melania then why did she vote for the guy who cheated on her?

I don’t know what about it made her feel like it was a ‘gray area’, and that’s none of my business. But I think one of the grayest areas is when both people are very intoxicated, maybe even to the point of being blacked out. A girl could plausibly appear to consent while blacked out, could appear to be ‘into it’. A…

Nah, youre most likely just a giant pussy who cant handle hot weather and spicy food.

“Harris County, TX”

WHITER THAN A DENVER BRIDAL SHOWER lol

So Kanye says George W Bush didnt care about black people and he had black people in the top positions of his cabinet but Trump who has a cabinet whiter than a Denver bridal shower is all good.

Surely there’s a woman out there with little-to-no self-respect, dignity or class who’d be willing to sacrifice all decency and self-worth to “hook up” with that weasely rodent.

Or maybe nobody should be getting political information from either of these idiots with an 8th grade education.

“Donald Jr. is a good-looking guy”

There is a such thing as a clip that is not someone confusing the term with a magazine. For example, an SKS typically uses clips to feed the ammo into the gun (some take AK magazines).

No one would notice if you never reported on these people again. Try it for 30 days.

Why would anyone buy perfume from people like the Kardashians and Paris Hilton? It’s incredibly tacky.

She smells like formaldehyde.

Oh good night, this woman. “Hey everybody, I’m naked!”

Smells like armpits on a hot day, maybe?

Trump was a Princeton graduate.

All that wealth in the Kardashian/Jenner/West Sunken Place is only eclipsed by the dearth of books any of them possess. A goddamn literary desert. None of this is a surprise; so no need to mourn Kanye. He has been gone for ages, and is never coming back. Move on.