Bang-U Prison.

“I guess youll have to keep beating yourself”

Good point.

After a refreshing dip they all feasted on the fat paddleboarding woman.

I dont understand why its considered racist.

If I was that cop I would have Mr Citizen would have gotten a tazer to the nut sac.

Yeah, he was really swinging for the fences on that one.

“How many Chinamen can they fit in there?”

The FN 5.7 is a sweet ass gun.

Way to go nerds.

How many tennis balls can you fit in your mouth?

My Tacoma was returned to me with a big ass brown paint smear on the rear passenger side panel like the guy scraped a parking barrier.

How many dead hookers can fit in the trunk?

Just git r dun.

You are President of Being Awesome.

Thats going on the list.

Good man.

The list of acceptable activities while driving is short:
Smoking

Thats a bike, not a car.

There should be a list of colleges where one is least likely to be prosecuted for rape.