dwaynebeforemidnight
dwaynebeforemidnight
dwaynebeforemidnight

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How many of the same show does TV need?

But what happens when you need to pull off that trick for real?

Its gone, dude.

The Truck Stop Hookers

No its still illegal as fuck as far as I know but I could give a shit.

Is there some kind of contest happening to find out which college is the biggest fuck head?

So you will leave.

Sweet.

With no job he’ll have to switch to “Fop”.

Especially in Houston where the only answer to any traffic problem is “More lanes!”.

Or the cops should set up “Slow Traps” and ticket motherfuckers who slow down for an accident in the opposite lanes.

Did they grab “Ladyparts Razor”?

People like that should be dragged out of their vehicles and executed in front of the other motorists.

Also, I live in a city with a huge immigrant population who are neither licensed nor insured.

If you cant operate a vehicle moving between five and twelve miles an hour while sipping a beer then you are part of the problem.

Nowhere, but at approximately 5:10 in the PM i’ll be balls deep in it.

Black Cop: “Crazy ass white folks.”

No, traffic is caused by epic fucksticks who dont know shit about driving or living in a society.

Wow, so how was the unwashed asshole of Europe?