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*cums*

People like that should be dragged out of their vehicles and executed in front of the other motorists.

And we’re done. Have all the stars.

The Truck Stop Hookers

I propose that the right lane on all 6+ lane highways be restricted to people driving a maximum of 20 MPH and sipping beer.

He don’t want Fop god damnit, he’s a Dapper Dan man!

Which has proven to not be the answer. i.e. California. So glad I live in a town where I can walk to everything and take a train into the city. If I drove to work everyday I would be dead.

“Why this place is a damn geographical anomaly! Two weeks from everything!”

Obama should authorize Predator patrols and have those suckers fire off Hellfire missiles at drivers that pull this shit.

Fron the looks of that pic, I’ll bet the final break was due to the team cutting back his supply of Dapper Dan.

The shit I’ve seen people slow down to look at is immense. My favorite: people picking strawberries in the fields on the side of the freeway. It’s not like people working in the fields in southern California is an everyday thing. Christ.

I’ll take a dude sipping on 1 beer over 99% of the idiots on their phones/tablets/pokemon/makeup/autopilot/sleeping/setting off fireworks/ etc... any day of the week.

Also, I live in a city with a huge immigrant population who are neither licensed nor insured.

If you cant operate a vehicle moving between five and twelve miles an hour while sipping a beer then you are part of the problem.

Also, blame driver education: it’s all about driver safety, nothing about driving principles and how best to keep traffic moving.

Nowhere, but at approximately 5:10 in the PM i’ll be balls deep in it.

So, where are you currently stuck in traffic?

This is the only comment that should be on this page.

No, traffic is caused by epic fucksticks who dont know shit about driving or living in a society.