Right after fuckhead pills started selling.

Raise your hand if youve ever been to a NASCAR race.

Yeah, fuck this guy.

Sometimes the thing that almost killed you probably just should have killed you.

Would that I still resided there.

Haha, they spell goal “gooool”.

One time in HS I had a blowout but I was too drunk to change it so I just drove home on the rim. The next day there was a line carved into the street all the way through town to my driveway.

Try harder, its not working, dude.

“What are those doors?”

“Hell man, this car aint no good!”

I backed my car into a cop car the other day
Well, he just drove off - sometimes life’s okay
I ran my mouth off a bit too much, ah what did I say?
Well, you just laughed it off and it was all okay

What do you expect from the farmers in training at A&M?

Everybody knows Gene Simmons invented these.

“Are you ready for some synchronized uphill ball stroking!!”

Ill be pretty drunk so no worries.

Can you ram each other?

“I used to send that much every week!”

This guy can go fuck himself.

These women all popped out of the same skank mold.

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