Yeah, fuck all that.

You forgot Step One: Pick up beer.

Did those fat skanks save some food for the impoverished children of Cuba?

Unfrozen Caveman Quarterback.

DOUGH-MO ORIGATO!

Mr Pink Shirts ardor certainly cooled after getting rocked steady.

Never, ever buy a damn boat.

There goes bubbas insurance scam.

Maybe you sucked at waitressing.

Stop saying “woke”.

So how many tubes of Wack-0-Glue did he smear on the end of his stick?

Thats because we are usually right.

These are all good points but the point of a hot crispy taco shell is to provide a contrast to the cool cheese and lettuce within.

No dummy, based on Simon & Garfunkel.

Smells like pepper.

Its what hes putting inside Amber Heard.

Im so glad, now back to her day job of marginalizing and demonizing gays, women and minorities.

So it turns out the redneck from the stupid ass singing show isnt the foremost political thinker of our time.

No she doesnt.

Nothing like some straight up carpet munching.