“Hell man, this car aint no good!”

I backed my car into a cop car the other day
Well, he just drove off - sometimes life’s okay
I ran my mouth off a bit too much, ah what did I say?
Well, you just laughed it off and it was all okay

What do you expect from the farmers in training at A&M?

Everybody knows Gene Simmons invented these.

“Are you ready for some synchronized uphill ball stroking!!”

Ill be pretty drunk so no worries.

Can you ram each other?

“I used to send that much every week!”

This guy can go fuck himself.

These women all popped out of the same skank mold.

...

Yeah, fuck all that.

You forgot Step One: Pick up beer.

Did those fat skanks save some food for the impoverished children of Cuba?

Unfrozen Caveman Quarterback.

DOUGH-MO ORIGATO!

Mr Pink Shirts ardor certainly cooled after getting rocked steady.

Never, ever buy a damn boat.

There goes bubbas insurance scam.

Maybe you sucked at waitressing.