Stop saying “woke”.

So how many tubes of Wack-0-Glue did he smear on the end of his stick?

Thats because we are usually right.

These are all good points but the point of a hot crispy taco shell is to provide a contrast to the cool cheese and lettuce within.

No dummy, based on Simon & Garfunkel.

Smells like pepper.

Its what hes putting inside Amber Heard.

Im so glad, now back to her day job of marginalizing and demonizing gays, women and minorities.

So it turns out the redneck from the stupid ass singing show isnt the foremost political thinker of our time.

No she doesnt.

Nothing like some straight up carpet munching.

“is asking the judge to block Isaacs’ ability to get spousal support. The document does not say if there is a prenup.”

Super annoying.

Uh-uh, she blows donkey dicks.

Shes not alone.

The studio was going to throw her out but accounting reminded them of their investment which had not been recouped so they kicked her back to marketing for retooling.

Is there some store where white girls rent black people to appear as ornaments in their videos?

Wow, this person sucks at music.

Trump doesnt say what he thinks, he says what he thinks YOU think.

So did your friend flunk out of law school and then go touring around the Pacific Northwest in a beige VW Beetle and retire in Florida?