dwaynebeforemidnight
dwaynebeforemidnight
dwaynebeforemidnight

No, im allowing for the possibility of impact survivors.

Enough with the fire starter.

Enough with the fire starter.

I hope a comet made of AIDS lands on their family.

Hastily changed to the “Runaway Slaves”.

Anyone who refers to themselves as the queen of snapchat deserves to be exploited.

Your wife needs to fall pussy first into a wood chipper.

He can still get one of these which he can then use to acquire the vehicle of his choice.

SIG P238 - .380 6 shot cap.

So hes supposed to get all excited about some 40 year old lady?

I was expecting something a little more gangster from a group called “Democrats For Life”.

“Hey, im a saucier too and I never get outta the plane.”

“Stopping short? Thats my move!”

And when it crashes its going to contaminate an area the size of Atlanta.

He also mentioned the vast falafel plantation out back.

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Yep.

I do, but I cant also have my keys or my phone banging around down there with Mr. Boom Boom.

“I dont know no Portugese.”

Youre the one walking around with a lock pick kit and penicillin.

I was only kidding you heartless bastard!