Why are you so mean?

Are you a rapist?

It depends on the gun, mostly.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

lol

Somebody has seen “Superbad”.

True.

lol

Fernando Valenzuela was sent here by Castro to kill JFK.

I feel like your laughter is a little forced.

Youre the one crying like a little bitch with a skinned knee.

Whats a “clichee”?

My gun isnt very big actually.

You uptight Northerners should be more comfortable with your sexuality.

True.

Do you need a juice box and your Binky? lol

Nope, and I dont plan on letting it happen.

You sound cranky.

Well, I dont live in some fuckin’ Omaha suburb where the biggest threat is having somebody drag you out of your car at a red light and teach you how to scrapbook.

Speaking of, ahem, “queer” Houston had a two term lesbian mayor.