dwaynebeforemidnight
dwaynebeforemidnight
dwaynebeforemidnight

Move out of the sticks.

Carrying a gun in your back pocket isnt kosher.

No, too hot.

Are you having a nice summer, kiddo?

Not herpes.

This car doesnt sound very smart.

Better to have a gun and not need it than need one and not have it.

Everybody can go fuck themselves.

Dont say “Gram”.

That is super fuckin’ ugly.

These two should bang each other.

Can relate.

Wow, looks like they had to invent a new version of Photoshop to patch her old ass up for public view.

She never seemed to mind being objectified as long as she was being called hot.

Shes a fat, obnoxious, cunt with the IQ of lawn furniture.

Why the fuck is he wearing a heavy jacket? Its a thousand degrees outside.

Was up all night partying with these dudes.

No, sorry, she is shaped like a basketball.

Well she certainly knows her, ahem, “market”.