dwaynebeforemidnight
dwaynebeforemidnight
dwaynebeforemidnight

“Hey, im a saucier too and I never get outta the plane.”

“Stopping short? Thats my move!”

And when it crashes its going to contaminate an area the size of Atlanta.

He also mentioned the vast falafel plantation out back.

...

Yep.

I do, but I cant also have my keys or my phone banging around down there with Mr. Boom Boom.

“I dont know no Portugese.”

Youre the one walking around with a lock pick kit and penicillin.

I was only kidding you heartless bastard!

Why are you so mean?

Are you a rapist?

It depends on the gun, mostly.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

lol

Somebody has seen “Superbad”.

True.

lol

Fernando Valenzuela was sent here by Castro to kill JFK.

I feel like your laughter is a little forced.