Youre the one crying like a little bitch with a skinned knee.

Whats a “clichee”?

My gun isnt very big actually.

You uptight Northerners should be more comfortable with your sexuality.

True.

Do you need a juice box and your Binky? lol

Nope, and I dont plan on letting it happen.

You sound cranky.

Well, I dont live in some fuckin’ Omaha suburb where the biggest threat is having somebody drag you out of your car at a red light and teach you how to scrapbook.

Speaking of, ahem, “queer” Houston had a two term lesbian mayor.

Move out of the sticks.

Carrying a gun in your back pocket isnt kosher.

No, too hot.

Are you having a nice summer, kiddo?

Not herpes.

This car doesnt sound very smart.

Better to have a gun and not need it than need one and not have it.

Everybody can go fuck themselves.

Dont say “Gram”.

That is super fuckin’ ugly.