Stare into the eyes of Jesus and plead for salvation that your wretched soul does not sour eternity

I have told acquaintances “no need to bless me, just because I sneeze”

There will be no endorsement made by the King of the Lizard People.

The Lucy Van Pelt Bill

Will they run in wet conditions?

There goes my beer

Big Lebowski II

Many beans died to bring us this information

Make more sense if they stated he was shipped in a UPS container and had to be routed through a hub.

But fuck the immigrants of today.

It’s about the message. A message that there are great wrongs within this society, and they need to be addressed; and rightfully fixed. Social injustice, inequality, targeting, profiling, etc. This should not be happening in a Free Society, one built upon the ideals of freedom, all created equal, the American Dream.

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I’m partial to lemon.

Because pie.

My wife has celiac, but it didn’t develop until around age 15. Before that she could eat “normally”. Back in those days, gluten free foods were pretty uncommon and had to be ordered, sometimes from Europe.

Pesticides, mostly

I’d like to fly,
But my wings have been so denied

When Hamilton was asked if Vettel’s actions proved he was not as mentally strong as had previously been thought, the Briton was unequivocal. “It’s been obvious for some time,” he said. “Look at last year. Some of the things he said on the radio. We know how he can be. I would never have thought that would have…