Usefulness is all about application. This keyboard is not going to physically help me change a tire.

I could do that with dinosaurs

Like Lee Harvey Oswald should have gone with the charging dog defense

Confirmed sequel

One proud papa

Shit! It’s already too late!

Sits in Iowa

My wife works in a vet clinic.

Obligatory Free Candy motif

It’s like today’s auto lineups. Not an SUV, and not a Sedan. We call it crossover. A ton of people buy it, enthusiasts shun it.

THE RAPTURE IS HERE!

I’ll bring it up with the Burning Bush in the next Marketing meeting.

I need investors for my startup, Global Operative Drive

Aww yeah!

I’m sure many were not fond of Kia’s Hamster Propaganda, but sheesh.

How expensive is this lawn chair?

Mix in onion and stir til browned

They say the world was coming to an end...
Well... It was by our own hand.
Turned out the world kept turning, only we ended.
All the evidence was there...
The punishment of faith creating animosity between our brethren...
The dissolution for humanity in all cultures...
Reluctence and acceptence for others.
Bigotry,…

Ahh, the caffeine spider...good times