this is the best thread of all threads I have seen today

Could be worse, could be tires by Code Masters

Grandpa’s gotta gun...

How’s Geraldo’s nose, still broken? 

I approve Duck Tales as the USA national anthem.

Everywhere we go

Could’ve dumped some tea while they were at it.

The dumpster of love is the end of all things

What a great time for a sex scandal then.

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

Robin Leach has toured at least one of these.

Distance to the car up front is 5 seconds

I misread, sorry

They told him, he just assumed they were talking about Mexicans.

But that estate tax is going to pay for my hookers, booze, and blu-ray collection

Certainly seems like a breach of confidentiality agreement(s)

“Hey, God, could really use some help here.”