Oh, I am definitely banging that druid bear.

Do you want ankhegs?  Because that's how you get ankhegs.

Where are you living where they sell $1 fantasy novels by grocery store checkout lines?

You can still have a perfectly good time not interacting with the romance options at all. If you just want to quest and roll dice, all of that is still there and unaffected by romance. Some people like getting down with their party members, a lot of people do actually, and it’s cool that they can do that even if…

To be fair, how much shitty pathfinding have you dealt with in games?

At least in BG2 I would slowwwly scout ahead with a stealthed character and uncover the fog bit by bit, then carefully get everyone just the way I want before engaging. With enemies and traps I would rarely click a distant point then just watch my characters blunder into danger. I would for backtracking or passing…

Or they don’t want their characters pathfinding their way into an ankheg nest.

I’m sorry. Clicking to go places? That’s a tip? That’s... how you play baldurs gate. All of the games.

From what I’ve read they’re implying this will be the end of the main storyline that’s been running since the beginning but they’ll start a new storyline after that.

Apparently it’s a self imposed “death” if he falls. Can’t fault him for sticking to his guns on it, reaction be damned.

He can do whatever he wants. But there are parts of that game where no matter how good of a player you are you are going to fall and it is absolutely no fault of your own (there are some random events that sometimes happen post jump but before you land so you have no control over them). That’s exactly why the game…

The exact same crap with Falcon and the Winter Soldier and Secret Invasion. Someone writes something clever, the producer says Americans are too stupid to get it, they rewrite it into something insultingly simple that ends up being politically detestable, audiences hate it, the producers complain that Americans were…

It doesn’t help here that the split was super weird. Like, and I’m not exaggarating here, the second part was essentially a three episode prologue to Season 4.

*gestures at all the shittiness of modern society and capitalism*...I mean, apparently you can do exactly those things.

As kind of a more curiosity question, does anyone know which actor getting sick affected the scripts that much? Because at the top of my head can’t really fit that to any of their storylines abruptly going weird.

Oh, no, it’s WAY worse than that. Just listen to him:

I really hope this producer gets less work after this. You can’t be successful and blame everyone else for your failures.

So once again, blaming your audience rather than blaming what actually is the problem: Poor writing

This has gotta be one of the best timelines for the card. I was fully expecting it to be opened by some huge warehouse / re-seller / card store, only to be sold to some random anonymous NFT Bro.

Instead it was opened by a regular person, who is both a huge fan of MtG and Lotr. And it was sold to a collector who also…

And thus ends the tale of Brooko Traftons, who threw the one ring into Mount Post and returned home, able to buy a house in a nice shire.