As the owner of the only car wash in Beach City, a town near an ocean where salt water and air can cause heavy corrosion, he has an easy revenue source.

"I believe I speak for the crystal gems when I issue this challenge to Yellow Diamond: Look at my butt!"

Amethyst likes to pee in the ocean. Like a fish~

If you look at the actual airdates through the year and the timings of the stevenbombs, the actual release rate of episodes is fairly close to what you would expect. They could have aired the stevenbombs week-by-week and we'd still be in about the same position, episode-wise.

Dude's been livin in a van for 20 years and it's worked out pretty well so far. Why mess with a good thing?

That's a perfectly cromulent explanation. But the tape recorder is not connected to the room! That STILL raises further questions!

Did they give Shelby a tape of "The Best of Richard Horvitz" for this role? There's a whole lot of Dagget and Zim-isms coming out of her vocal hole.

We're talkin' Homer, Ozzie and the Straw…

Oh sure, you can be a doctor… if you've given up your dream of being a comedian!

Blue Bloods has this weird charm. It's completely implausible and ignorant of the actual world (go fiction, I guess), and it has about the subtlety of an iron anchor waved around by a strongman.

He's a man's man's man!

That would be Steve Whitmire, who's been doing Kermit since Jim's death.

I felt really bad that when Gerald Ford finally died all I could think of were jokes from that bit. I mean, he did back into being the president and all, but I'm sure as hell not going to be president, so he's got one on me. That bit was one of the first SNL things I memorized and I shamelessly tried to rip off…

Goldmember, for all of its terribleness, did give us Michael Caine as Nigel Powers, with perhaps one of the most quotable lines ever.

Yes, Wendy's has been far more conservative with Dave's image. I've noticed they've brought him back a little more (via the Dave's Hot n Juicy burgers) but almost everything is "How Dave would have done it" or "We want to maintain Dave's legacy" and using his image to promote their charitable foundations. It helps…

Weirdmageddon is sponsored by Audi, apparently (check out Ford's blackboard).

His autobiography (written in the 70s) is up for free on KFC's website and it's a quite interesting read. Dude was no slouch, that's for sure.

While Popeye's is indeed greater than KFC, there's something deliciously absurd about The Colonel of Two Worlds. I haven't read a book so batshit crazy in years. It's whole-cloth propaganda and I enjoyed every second of its absurdity. I'm not sure what that says about me (or the creative folks paid to produce it), but…

…Charlie Brown?

Unfortunately I'm terrible at drawing people, otherwise I'd get right on it. I'm more of a designer type.