Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

My dad keeps one of these key things on his and it always comes in handy on Christmas day to cut open boxes. But seriously, the blade on the thing is like...1/2 inch at most and isn’t even a pointed tip. How much damage could one REALLY accomplish with such a small device? It’s so small it’s hard to get a grip on…

I actually brought one of these on a flight by accident (I forgot to take it off my key ring). I dropped it into the plastic bin and nobody cared.

I’ve thought about putting one of those key knife things on my keychain, just as a convenient way to carry a pocket knife. I travel enough that either it would become a pain having to take it off all the time or I’d forget it and end up losing it as I go through security theater.

He looks like Nickelback’s dad.

I don’t love his chances, but I really hope Henderson sues the NFL over this. It could be a really important case, not just for NFL players, but for medical marijuana across the US.

Or they could just go full frontal and say, These cakes are in terrible taste, you’re acting like sexist jerks, and while we’re at it, what is this science legislation you’re trying to shove through that looks like something straight out of Nazi Germany?

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Maybe she meant nothing by it, but she likened a black man to livestock and threatened to castrate him for being too aggressive. If you can’t see how that could be interpreted as racist I’m not sure what to tell you.

He is copying because he can’t read.

Its incredible the difference running a normal offense with some semblance of ball control and a competent D coordinator can do for a football team.

“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”

To be fair, it wan’t just Greg Schiano causing the rot - it was also his staph.

Bill Burr’s take on anything is wonderful. And I’m from Philly.

Very well said from Woodson.

Roger Goodell’s favorite player is Christian Pander.

With a Company-Wide Email, a Question: To Reply?

You should have seen the Netherlands do this same trick with two guys.

In Sarah Hepola’s book, she writes in one part how before she got sober she was so terrified of what people would think when they see her without a drink. She then writes how she realizes now that mostly alcoholics are the only ones who actually notice and/or care if someone is not drinking.