Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

He looks like Nickelback’s dad.

I don’t love his chances, but I really hope Henderson sues the NFL over this. It could be a really important case, not just for NFL players, but for medical marijuana across the US.

Or they could just go full frontal and say, These cakes are in terrible taste, you’re acting like sexist jerks, and while we’re at it, what is this science legislation you’re trying to shove through that looks like something straight out of Nazi Germany?

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Maybe she meant nothing by it, but she likened a black man to livestock and threatened to castrate him for being too aggressive. If you can’t see how that could be interpreted as racist I’m not sure what to tell you.

Its incredible the difference running a normal offense with some semblance of ball control and a competent D coordinator can do for a football team.

“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”

To be fair, it wan’t just Greg Schiano causing the rot - it was also his staph.

Bill Burr’s take on anything is wonderful. And I’m from Philly.

Very well said from Woodson.

Roger Goodell’s favorite player is Christian Pander.

With a Company-Wide Email, a Question: To Reply?

You should have seen the Netherlands do this same trick with two guys.

In Sarah Hepola’s book, she writes in one part how before she got sober she was so terrified of what people would think when they see her without a drink. She then writes how she realizes now that mostly alcoholics are the only ones who actually notice and/or care if someone is not drinking.

You can’t hump someone into being your friend.

If northern Californians think this tale of someone coming from the University of Oregon only to leave trash and devastation in his wake is bad, well they ain’t seen nothing yet...

Oh, didn’t you know? As soon as you say you’ve been raped veryone starts throwing money at you and praising you - not dragging your name and reputation through the mud, examining every tiny move you’ve ever made, and calling you a lying slut. I don’t know what alternative world he’s living in, but I’d really like to…

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.