That image. Never let Jim Cooke go.

This would not deter human males, who are the worst males in creation.

You know what they say about guys with wide feet.

Take me to your dealer.

I did this and it helped me with my life. The one time I flew with it and forgot to put it in my checked bag, they didn’t see it to confiscate it.

Wouldn’t this be a huddle style rather than a formation?

Women at weddings also notice non-drinkers, as part of their game to figure out who is newly pregnant.

A caterer might put folding shelves like that to good use.

A caterer might put folding shelves like that to good use.

His sleep book is the real best Dr. Seuss.

The legacy of former Governor Tom Corbett. This will get worse before (if?) it gets better.

My 3 year old thinks that's her great-grandma on the $20, so for her sake, they ought to keep it how it is.

Related problem: trying different sized tips, my in-ears would always be either (a) perfect in the left ear but too loose in the right ear or (b) perfect in the right ear but uncomfortably snug in the left ear.

Best Eli-face not done by Eli.

Exhibit A: His performance in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Amen! The line of a gel pen with the smoothness of a ballpoint! Had to order a secret stash for work when they changed suppliers.

The first chapter of Bill Bryson's At Home: A Short History of Private Life covers this building in nice detail.

A man who raped a young girl at knifepoint in an adjacent state. Luckily he's 10 years older and a couple shades darker than me.

Why not leave the lights up all year?

I would love to compare my city now to my city 10, 50, or 100 years ago.

I have always wondered if there are other cities where the jaywalkers notice a car coming and slow down rather than speed up. My supervisor chalks it up to the absolute powerlessness of grinding poverty - making a driver slow down might be the only thing s/he makes another person do all day.