You know what they say about guys with wide feet.

Take me to your dealer.

Wouldn’t this be a huddle style rather than a formation?

Women at weddings also notice non-drinkers, as part of their game to figure out who is newly pregnant.

A caterer might put folding shelves like that to good use.

A caterer might put folding shelves like that to good use.

His sleep book is the real best Dr. Seuss.

Related problem: trying different sized tips, my in-ears would always be either (a) perfect in the left ear but too loose in the right ear or (b) perfect in the right ear but uncomfortably snug in the left ear.

Best Eli-face not done by Eli.

Exhibit A: His performance in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective